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| 03:49am 26/05/2004 |
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Okay so I guess that was some sort of misunderstanding, but whatever it's over. The internet is a somewhat obscure method of comunication, and thats a bitch a suppose. oh well. There are a lot of people who seem to forget the whole purpose of a journal.
I dont really feel like justifying myself, but I will say, I am tired of two things.
1) People leaving annoying anonymous comments. Seriously, if you have something to fucking say, why not make it known who is saying it?
2)People I do not associate with putting in their 2 cents and speaking on things, or fuck, just being able to pry into my business. If you care enough to add your opinion, you should care enough to phrase it in a respectful way, and should care enough to actually have some part in my life. (I am referring to no one in particular by the way).
Besides most of the memories in this journal hold no positive emotion for me anymore, and should be let go of and forgotten anyways.
so there I go justifying shit.
Anyways, this journal is gone. If i decide to make another, I'll add you, but I'm thinking I might not bother. After all, using a pen never killed anyone(well, not directly). |
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| 03:28am 08/02/2004 |
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Almot forgot,
Tiny fucked a Stump!
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| 04:46pm 30/12/2003 |
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oh my god!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!
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| Decided to jump on the bandwwagon READ THIS OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 02:52am 19/06/2002 |
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mood:  chipper music: Allister - fraggle rock cover
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1. What's your name: Chris Stumph
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: Biggus Dikkus
3. How are you: How am I what? Well I am
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: depends, i like my shi without the su
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: who the fuck would eat sushi off a naked body?!?!?! is this some kind of strange fetish?
6. Have you considered homosexuality?: i've always considered it to be very unstraight
7. What's your sexual preference?: west australian wombat about 3 times a day
8. What were you in a past life?: the fungus that causes jock itch
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: tell my mom
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...?: shit on her face
11. What's your favourite coffee?: My favorite kind? am a yuppie? As long as it's dark and strong who cares.
12. What's your political perspective?: bush will die by my hands :)
13. Are you my Angel?: I'm the little imp sent to torment you and poke you with a fork.......
14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: i consider myself more of a word nazi
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: caveman
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: Hey! theres no naked man in my living room! Liar! if there was i'd catch him in a box and sell him on the black market.
17. How stupid do you think you are?:dont quiz me in that smartass tone!!!
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: seriously, i think people dont realize i'm not an idiot by the way i act.
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: napolean
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: i dont wear bras.......
22. What's your favourite fruit?:red koolaid
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: yes,with my right hand
24. On a nude beach, you would...?: run down the beach like a madman smacking random asses while singing christmas songs
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a rabbit:i was walkin over a bridge and stepped on a rabbit. i felt bad and so i jumped off the bridge
26. What do you think about contemporary art?:what is it?
27. Do you like being naked?:only when a disney movie is on
28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: only god knows
that.............
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: only when spread on my "Peculiars"
30. What's your position on virginity?: meffelbuddlegardasfuts
31. On civil unions: mmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmm,is good
32. On RuPaul: go girl......boy?, thing?
33. On mosquito bites: i'd rather be shot
34. On bad sitcoms: i'd rather be shot
35. On Fran Drescher: shoot me
36. Are you left handed or right handed?: ahem.... i dont have
hands.........
37. Are you smart?: i've been told so
38. What's your middle name?: cheekydeecky
39. How many personalities do you have?: somewhere around 89
40. How many piercing do you have?: 2
41. What was your first word?: hey bitch go get me a beer!
42. Are you superstitious?: pffffttttt
43. Do you read your horoscope?: i cant control my bowels
44. Do you believe in that stuff? oh god i shit myself agin!
45. Can you do a cartwheel?:i can be a cartwheel
46. Do you have contact lenses?:no
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: i have metal teeth
48. Can you drive?: yes
49. Do you snore?: i admit to murders in my sleep
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: like a fox!
51.Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: i deny the existence of
envelopes
52. Do you keep a journal?: what is this again?
53. Do you like onions?: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
54. Do you like cotton candy?: MMMMMMMMMMM
54 1/2.do you like onion flavored cotton candy? i'd cut off a testicle for
some
5. What instruments can you play?:Guitar
56. Do you like to dance?: no
57. Do you like to sing?: sometimes
58. Are you any good at it?: would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!
59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: Phones arent real. your all crazy
60. Do you like where you live?:i guess
61-67 were eaten
68. Do you believe in reincarnation?: only if i get to be reincarnated as
a mutant bat creature with the strength of 5 gorillas and glowing red
laser beam eyes.
69. Do you believe in G-d?: SSHHHHH!!! QUIET "THEY" WILL HEAR YOU!
70. Do you believe in ghosts?: see #68
71. Do you believe in bigfoot?: see #68
72. How old do you wish you were?: 21
73. What will you name your daughter?: reginald
74. Son?: stinky
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: i am dead.
76. Where do you wanna go?:see #68
A - Age: 18
B- Best Quality: i'm hideously good looking
C- Choice Of Meat: dog
D - Dream Date: CRYSTAL LYNN FENDER MMMMMM SHE'S DREAMY!!!
E - Exciting Adventure: this quiz of course
F - Favorite Food: rice
G - Greatest Accomplishment: see #68
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: the day i first played PONG
I - Interests:Crystal
J - Job: looking
K - Kool-Aid?: the onion flavored kind
L - Love: got it
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: Mogui, yes i do really own one.
N - Name: stumpy take a dumpy
O - Outfit You Love: hmmmmm pathetic?
P - Pizza Toppings: pizza is the devil, why does the devil taste so good?
Q - Question Asked To You The Most: are you sure you've done this before?
R - Request a song on the radio: radio is evil!!!
S - Sport To Watch: HOCKEY, irish soccer(riots)
T - Television Show: invader zim
U - Ur Favorite movie: shawshank redemption (wow, me too)
V - Virgin: should be careful there are a lot of crazy cult guys out there
W - Winter: is this a question?
Y - Year Born: 1984
Z - Zodiac: Giant bat creature |
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| Jello Biafra: deranged activist or economic messiah |
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| 01:03pm 10/05/2002 |
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mood:  contemplative music: jello Biafra
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Discalimer: i dont smoke weed, but i do support it.
Heres why.
First off if you think it's bad compare it to alcohol, which is legal, and you tell me which is worse........
the whole reason why it's illegal is that back around 1920-1940 (not sure of exact date) the U.S. gov't wanted to control mexican immigrants. one of the ways they did this was by illegalizing the main source of their income. marijuana.
It has never been legalized now because it's simple to grow, hard to tax, and would undermine the profits of oil, paper, and textile corporations that contribute millions to our so called democratic government.
Here are some facts quoted from a speech by Jello Biafra himself. (lead singer of Dead Kennedys)
before the 20th century the marijuana plant provided almost all the worlds paper. Almost all the worlds clothing and textile, and almost all the worlds rope.
According to the us department of agriculture you can make 4 TIMES AS MUCH PAPER from an acre of hemp than you can from an acre of trees. You can Regrow a crop of hemp in a few months where as trees take years to regrow. It is only 1/4 the cost to make paper out of hemp. AND ONLY 1/5 THE POLUTION!!!!!!
The first american flags wee made from hemp, so were levis jeans.
Hmmm but i guess money is more important to our government than strenghtening local economies and protecting our enviroment.
By the way Jello Biafra is running for president for the green party against Ralph Nader, so if you happen to be of voting age you might consider voting for him next election............. |
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